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[U] Mk. III
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posted December 13, 2000 02:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for [U] Mk. III   Click Here to Email [U] Mk. III     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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EvilDead
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posted December 13, 2000 02:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for EvilDead   Click Here to Email EvilDead     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
mwahahahaha!

I'm not drunk and i'm laughing my ass off!

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EvilDead
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posted December 13, 2000 02:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for EvilDead   Click Here to Email EvilDead     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Look ma i'm roadkill!

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Dragonsong
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posted December 13, 2000 02:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dragonsong   Click Here to Email Dragonsong     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How can you laugh at a sight of a dead creature?

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EvilDead
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posted December 13, 2000 02:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for EvilDead   Click Here to Email EvilDead     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dragonsong:
How can you laugh at a sight of a dead creature?


Like this: hehehehehehehe!


[This message has been edited by EvilDead (edited December 13, 2000).]

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Dragonsong
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posted December 13, 2000 02:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dragonsong   Click Here to Email Dragonsong     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Brute!

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[U] Mk. III
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posted December 13, 2000 02:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for [U] Mk. III   Click Here to Email [U] Mk. III     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by EvilDead:
mwahahahaha!

I'm not drunk and i'm laughing my ass off!


Hmmm Im drunk as shit and i bout fell out my chair on that one.
Its some funny shit.. Check the graphics properties to see where it came from the site has some more funny ass shit on it.

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EvilDead
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posted December 13, 2000 02:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for EvilDead   Click Here to Email EvilDead     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
dammit youre making me jealous now. You're getting drunk and im sitting here just about to start work!

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[U] Mk. III
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posted December 13, 2000 02:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for [U] Mk. III   Click Here to Email [U] Mk. III     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
beer makes peeps stupid dotn drnk

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Dragonsong
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posted December 13, 2000 02:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dragonsong   Click Here to Email Dragonsong     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Beer is bad for everyone.
Drink orange juice instead

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[U] Mk. III
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posted December 13, 2000 02:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for [U] Mk. III   Click Here to Email [U] Mk. III     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dragonsong:
Beer is bad for everyone.
Drink orange juice instead



I see

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Hickeroar
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posted December 13, 2000 02:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hickeroar   Click Here to Email Hickeroar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i aggree w/ dragon. or maybe apple cider. i prefer milk or water.

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EvilDead
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posted December 13, 2000 02:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for EvilDead   Click Here to Email EvilDead     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Dont diss the beer! Flood control? bah!

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[U] Mk. III
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posted December 13, 2000 02:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for [U] Mk. III   Click Here to Email [U] Mk. III     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Drinking Corona and listening to cypress hill how could life be any better.

(feel free to post your suggestions, Ill take all into consideration, maybe)

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Dragonsong
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posted December 13, 2000 02:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dragonsong   Click Here to Email Dragonsong     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Drop the beer and get hooked up on peanuts

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EvilDead
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posted December 13, 2000 02:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for EvilDead   Click Here to Email EvilDead     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by [U] Mk. III:
Drinking Corona and listening to cypress hill how could life be any better.

(feel free to post your suggestions, Ill take all into consideration, maybe)


Drinking Miller off of a naked swedish blonde woman while listening to cypress hill.

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[U] Mk. III
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posted December 13, 2000 02:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for [U] Mk. III   Click Here to Email [U] Mk. III     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by EvilDead:
Drinking Miller off of a naked swedish blonde woman while listening to cypress hill.

Bah! Miller yuck. Corona 0wnz j00

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EvilDead
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posted December 13, 2000 02:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for EvilDead   Click Here to Email EvilDead     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Not just any miller - miller on swedish female skin!

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[U] Mk. III
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posted December 13, 2000 02:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for [U] Mk. III   Click Here to Email [U] Mk. III     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by EvilDead:
Not just any miller - miller on swedish female skin!

hmmm.

corona vs. sweedish ladies.

hmmm.

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Dragonsong
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posted December 13, 2000 02:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dragonsong   Click Here to Email Dragonsong     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
/me pukes

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[U] Mk. III
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posted December 13, 2000 03:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for [U] Mk. III   Click Here to Email [U] Mk. III     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Dragonsong:
/me pukes



/me laughs

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Dragonsong
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posted December 13, 2000 03:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dragonsong   Click Here to Email Dragonsong     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by [U] Mk. III:

/me laughs

/me starts oiling mine armor and polishing mine shield

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[U] Mk. III
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posted December 13, 2000 03:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for [U] Mk. III   Click Here to Email [U] Mk. III     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
See if anything you learned how to quote today. be happy

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Dragonsong
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posted December 13, 2000 03:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dragonsong   Click Here to Email Dragonsong     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It looks as if mine opponent hath fallen over, too drunk even to accept mine challenge.

Told you beer was bad

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[U] Mk. III
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posted December 13, 2000 03:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for [U] Mk. III   Click Here to Email [U] Mk. III     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Dragonsong:
/me starts oiling mine armor and polishing mine shield



/me packs my dip & cracks another beer then I prepare for "FUN"

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Dragonsong
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posted December 13, 2000 03:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dragonsong   Click Here to Email Dragonsong     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by [U] Mk. III:
See if anything you learned how to quote today. be happy

I am

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PitaBred
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posted December 13, 2000 03:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PitaBred     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Dragonsong: Why dost thou chastise us for laughing at yon human laziness and the expense of a small, inocuous, woodland creature's life while you polisheth thine sword and armor to do irreparable damage to those who affront thee, in the same manner as was done to the poor 'possum?

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posted December 13, 2000 03:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for EvilDead   Click Here to Email EvilDead     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hehe - you said polish thine sword! mwahahaha!

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posted December 13, 2000 03:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dragonsong   Click Here to Email Dragonsong     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by PitaBred:
Dragonsong: Why dost thou chastise us for laughing at yon human laziness and the expense of a small, inocuous, woodland creature's life while you polisheth thine sword and armor to do irreparable damage to those who affront thee, in the same manner as was done to the poor 'possum?

Because the humans are evil. Thou all art evil! The innocent woodland creatures thou hath mentione would still hath lived if it weren't for some Sunday driver. I polish mine sword only to punish the wicked (thee, thee and thou)

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posted December 13, 2000 03:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dragonsong   Click Here to Email Dragonsong     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by EvilDead:
hehe - you said polish thine sword! mwahahaha!


Polish mine shield, dumb knave

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[U] Mk. III
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posted December 13, 2000 03:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for [U] Mk. III   Click Here to Email [U] Mk. III     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Dragonsong:
Because the humans are evil. Thou all art evil! The innocent woodland creatures thou hath mentione would still hath lived if it weren't for some Sunday driver. I polish mine sword only to punish the wicked (thee, thee and thou)



Bring thy worst on cookie. I shall smite thee where thy stand. And thy woodland creature hath dieth for a good cause. For thy laughter of thy human compainions is a most curagious reason to give ones life.


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Dragonsong
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posted December 13, 2000 03:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dragonsong   Click Here to Email Dragonsong     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by [U] Mk. III:

Bring thy worst on cookie. I shall smite thee where thy stand. And thy woodland creature hath dieth for a good cause. For thy laughter of thy human compainions is a most curagious reason to give ones life.


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/me eats the cookie to gain strenght for the fight that awaits me

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[U] Mk. III
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posted December 13, 2000 03:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for [U] Mk. III   Click Here to Email [U] Mk. III     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Read my other topics, my offer is serious. even though im not. the offer is real.

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Dragonsong
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posted December 13, 2000 03:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dragonsong   Click Here to Email Dragonsong     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Alas, I dont posses internet
(I post from school)
But I'm working on it

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[U] Mk. III
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posted December 13, 2000 03:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for [U] Mk. III   Click Here to Email [U] Mk. III     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Dragonsong:
Alas, I dont posses internet
(I post from school)
But I'm working on it


ULTRA will wait till you can join us

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Dragonsong
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posted December 13, 2000 03:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dragonsong   Click Here to Email Dragonsong     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by [U] Mk. III:
ULTRA will wait till you can join us

Sorry Mk. III, but I'm already planning to start my own clan
As soon as I get Internet I change mine name to [LW]Dragonsong

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Anne Thrax
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posted December 13, 2000 11:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Anne Thrax     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by [U] Mk. III:
beer makes peeps stupid dotn drnk

Gee, ya think?

I know this first hand...

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posted December 13, 2000 12:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for EvilDead   Click Here to Email EvilDead     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I drink to improve my social skills.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!

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[U] Mk. III
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posted December 13, 2000 12:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for [U] Mk. III   Click Here to Email [U] Mk. III     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Anne Thrax:
Gee, ya think?

I know this first hand...



Anne. hrm.. /me wonders what anne has done while drunk. /me shudders.

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posted December 13, 2000 12:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for EvilDead   Click Here to Email EvilDead     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Welcome back to the land of the (kinda) living Mk. III! Hows the hangover?

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