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HiredGun.
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posted October 06, 2000 05:47 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
AND IF SO I WANT PROOF! i don`t have one at the moment because, well.....i`m saving myself for NAOMI who when she gets real will realise its me she wants and not that goddamn multibillionaire bastard son of bitch shes always going on about, THE BEEEEEEEEECTH!!!!!!!

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Naomi
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posted October 06, 2000 05:55 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
He is an attractive multibillionaire.

What are you?..

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scoot
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posted October 06, 2000 05:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for scoot     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
y do u care if i got a whore...shit man

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FRaGMaN11
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posted October 06, 2000 06:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FRaGMaN11   Click Here to Email FRaGMaN11     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Old Grendel's my bitch" lol !

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Xenomorph
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posted October 06, 2000 06:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Xenomorph   Click Here to Email Xenomorph     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have no need for such things. They cloud your mind, and make you act stupid. Which is probably why you made this post!

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HiredGun.
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posted October 06, 2000 06:08 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
If the light catches me at a certain angle i can look almost human, anyway, what exactly are your specifications???? what do you want in a man?

He may own half the planet and look like a Greek God, but hey, thats just on the surface, and whats that good for anyhows?

I bet he can`t play UNREAL T like me and that means he`S a w**ker, right guys, I REST MY CASE.

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Neo69
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posted October 06, 2000 07:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Neo69   Click Here to Email Neo69     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
heh, I'm single but I still have some fun. (shaddup pita!! )

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-Axiom-
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posted October 06, 2000 07:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for -Axiom-   Click Here to Email -Axiom-     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I certainly hope you're under 21 Neo, j00 p3d0!

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syphon390
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posted October 06, 2000 08:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for syphon390     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yes, she is hot, but an airhead. Oh well, she is sure as hell fun to hold Nice and smooth.

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HiredGun.
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posted October 07, 2000 10:26 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Naomi.......are you still out there????

talk to me, pretty please! i`ll do whatever it takes to get you back again...sob..sob..sob..sniffle.

i would prefer it if no one else reads this as i don`t like other people hearing me beg.

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Grunt5000
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posted October 07, 2000 02:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Grunt5000   Click Here to Email Grunt5000     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Uh.. I have personal relationships with some girls at school and uh... of course "the wall".

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Sticks
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posted October 07, 2000 02:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sticks   Click Here to Email Sticks     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by syphon390:
Yes, she is hot, but an airhead. Oh well, she is sure as hell fun to hold Nice and smooth.

i feel the same way about your mom syphon

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simion_levi
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posted October 08, 2000 05:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for simion_levi   Click Here to Email simion_levi     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by HiredGun.:
Question;
1.) Do you have a girlfriend??
2.) Gimme proof!

That's easy -

1.) Yes, real cutie.

2.) Why?? So you bunch of paintshop-whores can have your wicked way with her suppline figure?? I THINK NOT!!!

Godknows why ppl think forum hangers have no life/relationship IRL. Though i admit i dont spend as much time here as some (hey Vuk )

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[+Glasius+]
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posted October 08, 2000 08:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for [+Glasius+]   Click Here to Email [+Glasius+]     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Define proof..
Anyone could post a picture of a guy & a girl..

Doesnt have to be a real picture..

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Dolby109
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posted October 08, 2000 11:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dolby109   Click Here to Email Dolby109     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I don't have a girlfriend now, but hopefully my new (not quite working yet) Firebird will help me with that problem

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Hickeroar
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posted October 09, 2000 08:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hickeroar   Click Here to Email Hickeroar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
yes, and if you want proof, too bad. you'll have to take my word for it.....

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Dolby109
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posted October 09, 2000 09:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dolby109   Click Here to Email Dolby109     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
WTF? Why am I a little buddy?

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simion_levi
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posted October 09, 2000 10:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for simion_levi   Click Here to Email simion_levi     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey Dolby, lil' Buddy

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Cyborg27
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posted October 09, 2000 10:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cyborg27     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ha! EVERYONE here knows that I'm such a lady's man...oh

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Neo69
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posted October 09, 2000 04:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Neo69   Click Here to Email Neo69     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by simion_levi:
That's easy -

1.) Yes, real cutie.

2.) Why?? So you bunch of paintshop-whores can have your wicked way with her suppline figure?? I THINK NOT!!!

Godknows why ppl think forum hangers have no life/relationship IRL. Though i admit i dont spend as much time here as some (hey Vuk )


ewww, paintshop = EVIL! we are Photoshop whores! get it right!

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PitaBred
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posted October 09, 2000 04:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PitaBred   Click Here to Email PitaBred     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
PhotoShop 5.5 is my daddy! Does anyone have 6 yet? It's supposed to have been released soon... Hehe. And most of the regulars know I have my little Alison Hehe. Cy and Rap even know her personally. So there's your 'proof', you twisted little twerp. What I really want is for Jethro to post some more pix...

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Cyborg27
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posted October 09, 2000 05:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cyborg27     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Who's Alison?

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HiredGun.
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posted October 09, 2000 05:10 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
INTERESTING that not a single one of you can produce proof, ie: pictures? mmmmmmmm

my last girlfriend was called Lucy and was married to a guy i worked next to, God she was a nutter, i feared for my dick and my money! But she was really fun at the time.

DOLBY109.....YOU GOT A FIREBIRD!!!**!*$$$!

TELL ME MORE, sod the girlfriend shit, i used to dream of those when i was young long long ago.:sad:

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HiredGun.
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posted October 09, 2000 05:12 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
whoops....

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[AXE]Raith
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posted October 10, 2000 10:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for [AXE]Raith   Click Here to Email [AXE]Raith     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I did have one till I came here..

Now I got that Hawaiian Disease...Lakanookie

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Cyborg27
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posted October 10, 2000 10:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cyborg27     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Pita and his girlfriend. Aww, how cute.
/me barfs

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Cyborg27
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posted October 10, 2000 10:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cyborg27     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Also, check this out.

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Hickeroar
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posted October 10, 2000 11:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hickeroar   Click Here to Email Hickeroar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
oh cy, thats just MEAN!!!!!!

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PitaBred
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posted October 10, 2000 11:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PitaBred   Click Here to Email PitaBred     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Naah He knows I could kick his ass if I really felt like it (and no, I'm not talking UT. I talking big stick applied with liberal force to his cranial region type kick his ass )

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Cyborg27
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posted October 10, 2000 12:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cyborg27     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey, I take no responsibility in making that movie. I got it from someone else.

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Hickeroar
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posted October 10, 2000 12:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hickeroar   Click Here to Email Hickeroar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ERIC!!!!!!! YOUSA IN BIG DOODOO NOW!

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Cyborg27
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posted October 10, 2000 12:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cyborg27     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Dammit Hick, you're not supposed to reveal the maker of the movie!!! Oh wait, Eric didn't make it either, though that's who I got t he movie from.

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Hickeroar
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posted October 10, 2000 12:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hickeroar   Click Here to Email Hickeroar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hey awesome sig cy! where'd you get it?

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FingFangFoom
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posted October 10, 2000 01:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FingFangFoom   Click Here to Email FingFangFoom     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yup.

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[K]Tantrum
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posted October 10, 2000 01:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for [K]Tantrum   Click Here to Email [K]Tantrum     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
1) Yes
2) As much as I'd like to help a pathetic lifeform in need.......... I don't appreciate you beating off to pictures of my girlfriend, so no :P

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PitaBred
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posted October 10, 2000 03:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PitaBred   Click Here to Email PitaBred     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Who the fuck are you kidding, Minkey? Everyone knows you jerk off to pix of Lilac, so...

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[K]Tantrum
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posted October 10, 2000 03:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for [K]Tantrum   Click Here to Email [K]Tantrum     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
WTF?! bitch, this is disarmed..... not Monkey!!!!!! How you be?

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PitaBred
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posted October 10, 2000 03:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PitaBred   Click Here to Email PitaBred     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oopsie Saw the [K] in the name and the attitude, just assumed it had to be Minkey Oh well. Good for you, and Minkey still beats off to Lilac's pix...

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[K]Tantrum
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posted October 10, 2000 04:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for [K]Tantrum   Click Here to Email [K]Tantrum     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hehehe, the attitude is all in good fun, just a rough day here in Khorne Leadership land :P

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