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Jethro
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posted May 31, 2001 12:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jethro   Click Here to Email Jethro     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Check it out!!

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-Axiom-
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posted May 31, 2001 01:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for -Axiom-   Click Here to Email -Axiom-     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That's sick.

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Jethro
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posted May 31, 2001 01:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jethro   Click Here to Email Jethro     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Haha.....I knew someone would get offended.

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Anne Thrax
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posted May 31, 2001 08:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Anne Thrax     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Cruelty to animals isn't funny Jethro. Ok... So cruelty to squirrels is pretty funny.

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Freelance
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posted May 31, 2001 09:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Freelance   Click Here to Email Freelance     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Probably broke both it's legs.

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howaboutIdont
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posted May 31, 2001 09:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for howaboutIdont   Click Here to Email howaboutIdont     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HAHAHAHHAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT WAS FUNNY!!... i think... i din't see what happend color is all defunct on this pc!

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Xenomorph
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posted May 31, 2001 12:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Xenomorph   Click Here to Email Xenomorph     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Should've got a pic of it landing.

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-Axiom-
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posted May 31, 2001 12:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for -Axiom-   Click Here to Email -Axiom-     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Broke it's legs? Shit, it probably tore them off. Those clay launchers don't fuck around.

Typical stupid male behavior...

"huh huh, like, let's kill some animals, or something. huh huh"

"yeah, kill kill! hehehe heh heh"

"dude! you fartknocker! uh-huh huh huh"

"shut up! your mom! heheheheheheh"

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Pest
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posted May 31, 2001 01:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pest     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Settle down Ax, I saw that movie posted on the site it originally came from and it said the squirrel wasn't injured. I know that means nothing really, but think about this: Those clay pigeon throwers don't break the clay pigeons when they launch them, and those break when you drop them on hard dirt. I think that the sqirrel was gently (relatively) accelerated along with the arm of the thrower. He even went far more 'up' than 'out'. If the squirrel had been on the railing of the balcony and they tripped the thrower so the arm hit the squirrel after it was up to speed it'd be a far differnt story, I'm sure. I thought long and hard about that video after i first saw it, and I'm pretty convinced the squirrel was not really harmed or even subjected to much (if any) pain. It sure looks bad, though. Funny as hell too, I might add. :o)

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Jethro
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posted May 31, 2001 02:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jethro   Click Here to Email Jethro     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Geezus fuckin christ...You people need to fuckin loosen up and enjoy the lighter side of life....FUCK...Some of ya'all are so uptight you could stick peice of coal up your ass and it'd come out a diamond. Cruelty to animals? Bullshit....Wanna know what I think about people that say shit like that at the drop of a hat?? This is what I think....FUCK YOU.
Have a nice day.

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Kiwi
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posted May 31, 2001 08:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kiwi   Click Here to Email Kiwi     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You guys need "serious help" if you think thats funny!!!

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zbwu
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posted May 31, 2001 08:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for zbwu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh man, it's cruel but..............Is kinda......well, funny.... Does anyone turn on the speaker while looking at the movie? I sure hate those stupid silly laughing.....

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Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists in the room will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke.

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Xenomorph
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posted June 01, 2001 10:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Xenomorph   Click Here to Email Xenomorph     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It's a stupid squirrel. They are suicidal to begin with, what with running out in front fo cars just as they are about to pass. They're all over the place, and no one is really going to miss one squirrel.

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posted June 01, 2001 10:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Evil_LarrE     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thats funny as hell, almost as funny as the one that got in the power box at my uncles house! Mmmmmm MMMmmmm fried chicken

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zachamus
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posted June 02, 2001 03:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for zachamus     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jethro:
Geezus fuckin christ...You people need to fuckin loosen up and enjoy the lighter side of life....FUCK...Some of ya'all are so uptight you could stick peice of coal up your ass and it'd come out a diamond. Cruelty to animals? Bullshit....Wanna know what I think about people that say shit like that at the drop of a hat?? This is what I think....[b]FUCK YOU.
Have a nice day.

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FUCK YOU
you sick son of a bitch basterd ass mother fucking animal hater!!!!1

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Jethro
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posted June 02, 2001 12:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jethro   Click Here to Email Jethro     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Who the hell are you to make an assumption like that? Animal hater? Absolutley not. I'm a stupid people hater. OMG....I can't believe the things that people say...Your dumbass couldn't even spell the word bastard right. It's people like you that shouldn't even be allowed to have an opinion. Especially after that intellectual treat you just showed us. Quite a brainstorm there moron. I am just in awe and at a loss for words over this display of intelligence. I dont hate animals...I like to laugh at funny shit, and that is fuckin funny, weather you think so or not. Just go back to your corner, put your cap back on your head and continue bein a moron away from others where it won't harm them.

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Ash
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posted June 03, 2001 08:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ash     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
gah
that is too cruel
and the way the people laugh in the backround shows the state of their IQ u need in order to do something like that

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Klutch
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posted June 03, 2001 05:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Klutch   Click Here to Email Klutch     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jethro:
Who the hell are you to make an assumption like that? Animal hater? Absolutley not. I'm a stupid people hater. OMG....I can't believe the things that people say...Your dumbass couldn't even spell the word [b]bastard right. It's people like you that shouldn't even be allowed to have an opinion. Especially after that intelecual treat you just showed us. Quite a brainstorm there moron. I am just in awe and at a loss for words over this display of intelligence. I dont hate animals...I like to laugh at funny shit, and that is fuckin funny, weather you think so or not. Just go back to your corner, put your cap back on your head and continue bein a moron away from others where it won't harm them.

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kamikaze9
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posted June 03, 2001 06:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kamikaze9   Click Here to Email kamikaze9     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jethro:
Who the hell are you to make an assumption like that? Animal hater? Absolutley not. I'm a stupid people hater. OMG....I can't believe the things that people say...Your dumbass couldn't even spell the word [b]bastard right. It's people like you that shouldn't even be allowed to have an opinion. Especially after that intelecual treat you just showed us. Quite a brainstorm there moron. I am just in awe and at a loss for words over this display of intelligence. I dont hate animals...I like to laugh at funny shit, and that is fuckin funny, weather you think so or not. Just go back to your corner, put your cap back on your head and continue bein a moron away from others where it won't harm them.

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Heh, rock on Jethro, but you spelled "intellectual" wrong

(PS: hi-fucking-larious.... there one second, gone the next)

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posted June 03, 2001 08:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for -Axiom-   Click Here to Email -Axiom-     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Haha

I wasn't gonna reply here anymore, but I will anyways. Do you think I really give a fuck about that squirrel? I don't. I was making fun of the things idiots do to amuse themselves.

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posted June 03, 2001 08:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for -Axiom-   Click Here to Email -Axiom-     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh, and Pest, just to split hairs with you (in good humor)...

The reason clay pigeons don't break when you launch them (well they do sometimes, but for the sake of argument) is because they fit snug into the slot on the arm, and there is no impact, only the acceleration of the arm as it springs forward. Now, if a squirrel were, say, sitting away from the little slot that holds the pigeons, the arm would swing forward and probably cause serious damage to any flesh it impacts. I guess that squirrel was just lucky.

BTW... have you ever gone clay shooting? It's pretty fun, but I really suck at it.

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Jethro
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posted June 03, 2001 09:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jethro   Click Here to Email Jethro     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Heh, rock on Jethro, but you spelled "intellectual" wrong

LOL..Yeah, I was too fired up to give a damn about spelling.

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zachamus
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posted June 03, 2001 09:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for zachamus     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jethro:
Who the hell are you to make an assumption like that? Animal hater? Absolutley not. I'm a stupid people hater. OMG....I can't believe the things that people say...Your dumbass couldn't even spell the word [b]bastard right. It's people like you that shouldn't even be allowed to have an opinion. Especially after that intelecual treat you just showed us. Quite a brainstorm there moron. I am just in awe and at a loss for words over this display of intelligence. I dont hate animals...I like to laugh at funny shit, and that is fuckin funny, weather you think so or not. Just go back to your corner, put your cap back on your head and continue bein a moron away from others where it won't harm them.

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didnt you see the ?
the means jk

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posted June 03, 2001 11:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for THE_GR8_1   Click Here to Email THE_GR8_1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by zachamus:
didnt you see the ?
the means jk

Yeah, that smiley usually means someone is "just joking" but still, some people have different preferences. You should have just put "just kidding" then the smiley. Anyway, Jeth, that was great. I mean, with the music playing and then boom! Hehe. And for my safety, I am not a animal hater, as Jethro said, I just like laughing at funny things. I have four hamsters, one chinchilla (soon to be two), and a dog so don't go telling me I hate animals!

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posted June 04, 2001 02:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dracula70     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Whats funny is the people that are complaining about animal cruelity to the squirrel were probably eating a chicken sandwich at the time

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Jethro
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posted June 04, 2001 04:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jethro   Click Here to Email Jethro     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HA!

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