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Dr.Johansen
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From:lab no6
Registered: May 2001

posted May 23, 2001 10:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dr.Johansen     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have finally setup an account here.

I will inform you when the Trexmonkey is playing and on which servers,so you are able to see for yourself the impossible!

We have retired Supachimp and replaced him with a much superior monkey who is causing havoc on the UT games front!

Be afraid...Count your days,`Kings of beasts!`

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Trexmonkey...The one and only FPS playing monkey in the World!

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The Lamb .
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posted May 23, 2001 10:36 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh shit, me runs and hides under me bed

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The Lamb .
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posted May 23, 2001 10:47 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Just played it,that monkeys vicious, shit he shoots crazy stuff all over the place and jumps on your face, he shows no mercy, what a total bastard crazy monkey creature.

This is wrong, monkeys should only eat bananas

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TheWholeArmyOfMexico
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From:a tequila house in the west
Registered: Apr 2001

posted May 25, 2001 09:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TheWholeArmyOfMexico     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Actually you do sound old and kinda genuine Mr DR so I`ll be wathing out for yer monkey.

Tell me what server when yer monkeys poised and ready.

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howaboutIdont
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From:the same tequilla house in the west as
Registered: May 2001

posted May 25, 2001 10:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for howaboutIdont   Click Here to Email howaboutIdont     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
my monkey is up and har.. i mean fuck that monkey

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I SAY MAN WOULD YOU LIKE FREE TEQUILLA? FREE TEQUILLA FOR EVERYONE THANKS TO THIS GRINGO!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!

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Trexmonkey
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posted May 25, 2001 11:10 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lies, all lies

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Xenomorph
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From:LV-426, Hadley's Hope
Registered: Feb 2000

posted May 25, 2001 12:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Xenomorph   Click Here to Email Xenomorph     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Does this have anything to do with the fact that the new "Planet of the Apes" is coming out soon?

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Ash
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From:The Capital of the World -London
Registered: Jun 2000

posted May 25, 2001 01:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ash     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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H A
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posted May 25, 2001 01:48 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How bored could you possibly be to create such a stupid story. Registering nicks of drs and swedish chicks and monkeys, just to create some kind of fantasy story? You must really have no life.

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Ash
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Registered: Jun 2000

posted May 26, 2001 06:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ash     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I totally agree

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m00fer
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posted May 26, 2001 08:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for m00fer   Click Here to Email m00fer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by H A:
How bored could you possibly be to create such a stupid story. Registering nicks of drs and swedish chicks and monkeys, just to create some kind of fantasy story? You must really have no life.

agreed

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Dr.Johansen
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From:lab no6
Registered: May 2001

posted May 26, 2001 10:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dr.Johansen     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Your absolutely correct, about boredom, we are all bored here including the monkeys.

Week after week, month after month, year after year we carry out research for the betterment of mankind, who`s tiny minds just can`t stretch to accommodate the possibility of a FPS playing monkey.

Although I do note you have done your research, the Swedish fan club was some time ago and a obvious joke by another member, however they could have been real, unlike you who cannot even show your true face.

My colleages and I, and of course the monkey, feel perhaps you are without the sense of humour and imagination that quantifies an intelligent lifeform, therefore by definition it is you who have no life!

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Trexmonkey...The one and only FPS playing monkey in the World!

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TheWholeArmyOfMexico
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From:a tequila house in the west
Registered: Apr 2001

posted May 26, 2001 11:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TheWholeArmyOfMexico     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wow....`hail to the King, baby`

you really pissed him offfff!

the thought occurs if he really is a military scientist....

he probably know some `men in black`

they can find out where you live

and come round and stuff the monkey up yer as!

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Everyone`s here except the cook who`s barfing up in the tequila hut!

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Neko
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From:Coastal NC
Registered: Nov 2000

posted May 26, 2001 11:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Neko     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
didn't we just have a FPS monkey here named SuperMonkey?

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Dr.Johansen
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From:lab no6
Registered: May 2001

posted May 27, 2001 09:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dr.Johansen     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yes, his name is actually Arnold, online name SupachimpEXP20.

We retired him and trained another better younger monkey who so far has played 10 games, his placings are as follows:

1
4
8
5
4
5
4
1
3
3
1

You can see he is improving!

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EliteSoldier
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From:THE BACK OF UR HOUSE WITH AN AK-47 WAITING FOR U TO STICK OUT YOUR HEAD, IN WHICH TIME YOU WOULD MEET UR BLODDY DEATH ON THE BACK PORTCH, ^^^^W3RD^^^^
Registered: Nov 2000

posted May 27, 2001 01:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for EliteSoldier     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
man i havent been to this forum for like a month, it is like 3 times more busy here than any other forum

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Dr Johansen!
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posted June 02, 2001 04:54 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
We shot the monkey and I hope you heartless bastards are happy now!

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Inga and Olga
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posted June 02, 2001 05:00 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You wicked wicked scientists but I guess you were driven to it by the nasty heartless boys on this forum.

We will grow a flower in our garden in memory of the brave and courageous Trexmonkey.

We crys bigtime and will not have sex for ages to spite all those nasty boys.

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Neko
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From:Coastal NC
Registered: Nov 2000

posted June 02, 2001 09:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Neko     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What a stupid topic, burn it, send it to hell.

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