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From:THE BACK OF UR HOUSE WITH AN AK-47 WAITING FOR U TO STICK OUT YOUR HEAD, IN WHICH TIME YOU WOULD MEET UR BLODDY DEATH ON THE BACK PORTCH, ^^^^W3RD^^^^
Registered: Nov 2000

posted April 04, 2001 12:12 PM            

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some of u may recognize this off a stephen king movie, but anyways

If u were in jail, and a huge virus went around killing cell mates gaurds everyone
except u because u were immune to it

no one is alive in the whole jail but you
and u are locked in ur cell,
all u had to eat was a rat u killed the night before that is under ur bed

would you
a) eat the rat after a couple days in hope someone would find you
b)go crazy cause no one knows ur their, and hang urself
c) let the hunger set in and die of starvation
d) try to escape, but tell me how u would do it
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this spam has been brought to u in part of
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From:Gorinchem,Holland
Registered: Apr 2000

posted April 04, 2001 01:13 PM               

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There is a death dude in your sig.

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Mors principium est

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From:THE BACK OF UR HOUSE WITH AN AK-47 WAITING FOR U TO STICK OUT YOUR HEAD, IN WHICH TIME YOU WOULD MEET UR BLODDY DEATH ON THE BACK PORTCH, ^^^^W3RD^^^^
Registered: Nov 2000

posted April 04, 2001 03:55 PM            

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wrong he aint dead dude

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From:a cardboard box
Registered: Oct 2000

posted April 04, 2001 04:29 PM               

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i would tell the rat to go get the key to the cell

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why yes i am the real shady

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From:Evil Dead II = my TFC & CS screen name
Registered: Oct 2000

posted April 04, 2001 05:52 PM            

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Originally posted by slimshady~:
i would tell the rat to go get the key to the cell

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LMAO !

D: i would eat the rat and use its bones to make a rope and then throw the rope. and then hopes it lands on a gaurds keys, then i would be free. and Tupac, 2pac, Makivelli whatever you wanna call him, hes dead...
C:C:C:C::C:C:C:CC:C:C::CC::C:C:CC:C:C:C:

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From:Aust
Registered: Jan 2001

posted April 04, 2001 09:46 PM               

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First id eat the rat, then i would use my bedsheets and tye them up into a sort of rope. Then i would use it to drag the nearest guard to me and steal his keys...

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Lets all hope for the best

Prepare for the worst

And kiss our asses goodbye

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From:I LOVE ZACHAMUS!
Registered: Feb 2001

posted April 04, 2001 09:55 PM               

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I would just eat Zachamus

/me eats Zachamus

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Its not fair to eat the Johnmonster.

I LOVE ZACHAMUS

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From:THE BACK OF UR HOUSE WITH AN AK-47 WAITING FOR U TO STICK OUT YOUR HEAD, IN WHICH TIME YOU WOULD MEET UR BLODDY DEATH ON THE BACK PORTCH, ^^^^W3RD^^^^
Registered: Nov 2000

posted April 04, 2001 11:00 PM            

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wanna know what i would do
1) first i would take the rat throw it at johnmonster which the rat bites and zach gets raibies
2) take my sheet but it is useless unless i wanna hang myself /me burns it
3) take bed frame and use it as a battering ram against a cell bar
4) then i escape and find the nearest gaurd in which i steal a 16 guage shot gun
5) take a cop car and search for some other pigs, in which too send to a bloddy death

ohh and then goes back to the jail to kill john and put him out of his raibie torture

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From:san jose, CA, US
Registered: Dec 2000

posted April 06, 2001 11:12 PM               

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^^^U SICK BASTARD^^^^

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From:Malaysia
Registered: May 2000

posted April 07, 2001 01:20 AM            

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e)eat the dead cell mate beside my cell

u have left that one. :-) BTW is it the story The Stand? I've read the complete and uncut edition.

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posted April 07, 2001 01:24 AM            

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It's quite a good book

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